Tomb Raider Movie Number 3

Oh whee... aren't I excited?! No, actually, I'm not. I know that being a Tomb Raider fan since I was 15 and played the first game, I NEED to see it and I used to love Angelina, like billions of other people, but that stopped abruptly cause, well we all know why we hate her now... *rolls eyes*. So anyhow... as the reliable source SKY SHOWBIZ (sky news) reports Missus Smugface has agreed to star in the 3rd Tomb Raider Movie. Isn't that grand? So after, to quote kotaku, "popping out what I assume will be the most hideous baby ever", (loved that quote, HAD to add it) Angie will go work out right away and make another movie... Since you know... she doesn't have to take care of three (!!) children. Really... the 2nd Tomb Raider movie was already an abomination, but it had Santorini in it, which is my favourite Island, ever.

I just really hope that if they really do make this 3rd movie, they will refrain from adding a love interest only because it "sells better". Gah. Lara Croft doesn't do love interests... gah! I hated what they did in the 2nd movie... Stick to the games' storyline!!!

Oh well we all know that a Tomb Raider 3 movie would be a complete disaster... talk about low expectations... -___-; Simply. Great. *gagh*