Another List, taken from the twelf...

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can?t look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you?re going to use.

The characters:


1) Alex Kelly (the OC)
2) Sharon Valeri (BSG)
3) Sun (Lost)
4) Carmen (the L-Word)
5) Bree van de Kamp (Desperate Housewives)
6) Laura Roslin (BSG)
7) Karen Sammler (Once and Again)
8) Dana Fairbanks (the L-Word)
9) Lorelei Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)
10) Kirsten Cohen (the OC)
11) Shane (the L-Word)
12) Lynette Scavo (Desperate Housewives)

okay here it goes:

a) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Laura Roslin/Shane) fic? Do you want to? LOL, well knowing Shane I'm sure there'd be fanfic alright. And sure I'd read it... hahaha Shane could be Apollo in a cross-over... you know. :) Cool!

b) Do you think Four (Carmen) is hot? How hot?
Yes. How hot? Beyond words, I'd say... up there with Alex Kelly and Angelina Jolie.

c) What would happen if Twelve got Eight (Lynette got Dana) pregnant?
Well, no more Tennis I'd say but seeing how Lynette could handle 4 boys from hell she could probably also handle one girly. Well... if she *could* get her pregnant, that is.

d) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Lorelei)?
Erm... never read any... As much as I love Luke I don't think I could read anything involving a guy and I doubt there are many f/f fics out there with her...

e) Would Two and Six (Sharon and President Roslin) make a good couple?OMG!!!1 Yes! I mean, you know... technically it would not be a couple... more like a prez and her toy... toaster... or whatever... lol... no I love Sharon... :)

f) Five/Nine (Bree/Lorelei) or Five/Ten (Bree/Kirsten)?
Hmmm I'd say Bree and Kirsten since they are more alike and also same age. Kirsten is more relaxed but very sweet. Lorelei would give Bree a headache... can't see them together, really.


g) What would happen if Seven (Karen) walked in on Two (Sharon) and Twelve (Lynette) having sex? Hmmm, strange combination. Well since Karen and Lynette are together, I's asume that Sharon is just their Sex Toy... Toaster... or whatever... you know... so Lynette was just missing Karen while she was gone... so Karen would just join in the fun :D Yeh, I'm sick. :)

h) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Sun/Kirsten) fic.
Ooohhh, interesting concept. Okay.... here it goes. Sun is being dragged home by Seth (her son, remember Lane's boyfriend in Gilmore Girls? That's Seth in the OC... just FYI) you know since Seth drags people home and has them stay with him and his parents. So Sun would be staying in the poolhouse hiding from her abusive husband and Sandy (Kirsten's hubby who is a lawyer) wants to help her get a divorce. Meanwhile Kirsten and Sun sorta fall in love and you know... like it happens all the time... hahaha... !?


I) Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Alex/Dana Fairbanks) fluff?
Oooh... there should be... I can see it before me.... Alex can be very fluffy when she's not drunk. And they'd be so hot. They could be all cute playing tennis and Alex can teach her how to surf and stuff... :) Also, can you picture Alex serving drinks and the Bait Shop and Dana Fairbanks sitting at the bar all cute, waiting for her to get off work? Yeah, fluff can be had.


j) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Karen/Lynette) hurt/comfort fic.
Oohhh.... lemme think.... woud be a good fic, that's for sure. Maybe after Karen's car accident "Bring Me Back to Life" or something like that. You know...


k) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Carmen) to deflower One (Alex)?
OMG! No device needed... I think Alex would just turn butter the second Carmen looks at her. And man, I'd have to put a warning in "Heart attack might ensue"... you know... for people who can't handle their hottness. No really... I'm sure Alex *as if she's still be a virgin, lol* would Carmen totally have her way with her. They are sort of the same type I think.


l) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Karen) slash?
Like the 12 said, I don't think there is any out there...


m) Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Sun) het?
I doubt it.


n) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Shane)?
No, but maybe I should draw Shane, she always has the coolest clothes and hair...

o) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Sharon/Carmen/Bree)?
I doubt they would... that would be ONE ODD Fanfic... like a triple crossover with 3 completely different characters who are absolutely NOTHING in common... hmmm I dare someone... lol

p) What might Ten (Kirsten) scream at a moment of great passion?
Oww... Alex... yeah... I mean... erm Sandy... erm... erm... Frakk!

q) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Dana Fairbanks), which song would you choose?
Erm... is there a song about something so extremely cute that you just wanna die? That would be the one!

r) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Alex/Roslin/Lynette) fic, what would the warnings be? Erm... WARNING: 18 year old doing it with a 40+ and a 50+??? That would be a bit scary!!!

s) What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Sharon) to use on Ten (Kirsten)?
"You know, Bagels taste better when they're toasted!" (MWUAHAHA that's so funny... sorry if you don't get the bagel thing)

t) When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Bree)?
Never, actually... are there any out there?

u) What is Six's (President Roslin) super-sekrit kink?
Kabalah Extract? o_O;

v) Would Eleven (Shane) shag Nine (Lorelei)?
d'uh... Shane shags everything that is female... lol

w) If Three (Sun) and Seven (Karen) get together, who tops?
Erm... good question, Sun, I'd think. She can be quite forward when she chooses to be.

x) How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Karen/Dana Fairbanks) was canon?
Cool... I mean... yay Karen would come back and Dana could have some sweet tender lovin'... heh :)

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Oh that's it... wow yeah I'm quite frakked up I'd say... lol