The Flying Spaghetti Monster...

My obligatory noodle blog entry and maybe a way to lure more unexpecting blog googlers into this shallow place of ramblings.

So actually quite coincidentally in this noodly rage week I have actually consumed many earthly incarnations of his noodliness since somehow in my work canteen all the other food choices plain sucked every day so far, so pasta it was every single day. And I wonder, am I a bad Pastafarian by eating that much noodles? I mean, we all know I live on Ramen, but that might be a different "race" of noodles... no?

Also I tried printing out the "Touched by his Noodly Appendage" at work and it only printed out the guy with is way tiny manlyhood and I totally forgot. Then a couple of hours later I turned to my printer and was like "Like EWWW! Why is there a printout of a naked dude?" Need I mention that I need more sleep?

So, also, since summer made a quickie comeback the adventures of half naked Kuschi in the city continued. Really, people seem to stare at me alreay for whatever reason, but when I wear a summerskirt and tanktop with my boobs showing people seem to gawk even more. If there was a naivity achievement award I'd so get it. I just really like wearing them tight tanktops when it's really hot. I hate having fabric on me when it's humid. And if it was socially acceptable (i.e. no guys on this planet) I'd run around in only underwear any day. Heh.

I also kinda want to write about the Katrina hurricane thing in Mississippi and Lousiana. It's all so shocking. I know I always say how much I hate Americans and all but the people I got to know while I lived there, I still cared about them and I don't know if they are okay. I have no clue what happened to Jackson since the Hurrican was still a hurricane when its eye blew over the city. And don't get me started on New Orleans. It will never be back to the way it was, and I loved New Orleans.

I mean, me a USA hater am more concerned with the lives in those parts than the US government. Nothing seems to be happening at all. They sent armies in to stop "looting" which is nothing but trying to survive since the government does not sent food but just declares Marshall Law instead. Feel free to fire at those fighting for survival. Man I hate Bush so much and all those victims will just all go uber christian again not seeing that their governmentg is holding them down and letting them die... dammit. I know I should not care... but if anyone knows how Hinds county in MS is doing after the storm, feel free to drop a comment.

Have I mentioned how shocked I was to learn that nearly 40 million of the citizans of the USA live below the poverty line? That's about 3x as many people as live in this country here... can you just imagine? okay... I'll stop now... lemme think of something else to write...

Oh yeah... looking into surfing again... I think it's something I really need to do, living in walking distance from the beach and all... I was using the distance to the sea in Berlin as an excuse not to go surfing and look at me now. Yeah I'm such a loserette bitch. At least we had some karate drill workout session which contained the jumping into stance on the surfboard so all I need now is train my paddle muscles and off I go... yeh!

Other than that my TV life is picking up again. It's September. So I'll have Survivor, Girlmore Girls, Desperate Housewives, The OC (until Olivia Wilde leaves the show at least) and all sorts of other reality shows that involve starved bitches fighting on a Tropical Island. Sounds. Like. Fun.