Something I found on an online forum... a flyer from a church:

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous
culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer,
and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:



-Frequently wears black clothing. I do... should I be scared?
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. helll yeah baby!
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. well thank GOD that I'm allergic...
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various
other Satanic worshipping symbols. oops?
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. I am the antichrist
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)Hmm lessee I have about 4 marilyn manson live DVDs.... hmmmm
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically. Erm.... huh?
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. yeah... those... all bad... bah!
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.buffy buffy buffy...
-Takes drugs. yeah okay, that I don't... unless you call ben&jerry's a drug
-Drinks alcohol. neither
-Is suicidal and/or depressed. also not
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) I constatly bonk into things... does that count?
-Complains of boredom. Erm.... guilty
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. yeah... I do both
-Is excessively awake during the night. erm... no... I snurk....
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) yeah... that's why I am so tanned
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. o_O; huh?
-Spends large amounts of time alone. nope
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)sure... I chant to myself...
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. I'm 23 so....
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this. I have only respects for nuns out of those in the list.. and that's because I watch too much porn...
-Misbehaves at school. no... teachers pet... but that's because of the porn...
-Misbehaves at home. yeah... Angel has to always spank me...
-Eats excessively or too little. hmm I dunno... do I not eat enough?
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. o_O; yeah okay... and there I though this list couldn't get any weirder...
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) where would they get blood from??? Does sucking my finger after I cut myself on paper count?
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media I watch cable. I go to hell.
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. lol I love dead or alive... and my newest Ninja/chop them up game as well... hehehe
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. Moi? never!
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. violently shakes head to music...bwuahahahahahha
-Dances to music in a provocative manner. *swings groin* Yeah baby!!!
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. hahahahahahahaha
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. They forgot about Shinto.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". lol... I'm not that much of a loser....
-Claims to be a goth. well that I don't

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
Man those christians needs some serious help! I'm gonna try and make an anti list like this about christians.... hahaha