A freaking heartattack...

ACK!

Go to this nice site: What is Dorit?

It's quite a fun list. It shows that Dorits are achievers, mothers and weirdly from Israel... eventhough it's a greek name...

Anyways... so I scroll down and I find this:

Dorit is a foreign exchange student from Germany who I spend a lot of time with and have been studying the Bible with weekly.

So I think "Oh shit that could really be me!" since I was an exchange student in the US and I did do bible studies (to not be exorcised). So I copy the whole sentence into google (since that is what that website does anyways) and I find the source: Amy's Newsletter.

Luckily enough I knew an Amy but didn't do any bible studies with her... so I scroll down and I see it's from Maryland and I have been in Mississippi. Phew! But when I read the header "Dorit - A challenge to Lordship" I'm like, go me the anti-christ.

Apparently more German Dorits have been withstanding the hell that is Christianity being forced upon you. I was too lazy and scared to make a stand so from the first week on I pretended I believed and they left me alone. All you have to do is go "I love Jesus" and you're it! MWuahaha... it also helped so that the people that actually DID care about me didn't worry about my soul and stuff. But honestly, man was I happy when I was back in Germany with normal people...