Don't believe all you see...:

...dig this!

Some people will have fallen for this nonsense maybe, but NO, the Napoleons have NOT played Paradiso (yet) and I'm sorry to say so but no, we did not actually hack 'Teletekst' ... Perhaps some little girls would like to marry a Napoleon, but I don't think they're the marrying kind somehow... and we're pretty sure Bettie Serveert have never heard of our primitive rock'n'rollers...

If you don't like this nonsense, fine. Go back to the Napoleons' opening page then!