There once was a poster named Dave who loved to rant and rave. But chess he did not play. Now what does that convey? Maybe, he was not very brave? Dave	There once was a poster named Dave They said he was really a knave He would often complain and drive others insane If only he could behave? Dave
LIMERICK: Campbell There once was a man named Campbell who tried very hard to unscamble the problems of accumulated time. But his ideas too sublime He found it was not worth the gamble. Dave	LIMERICK: Gary There once was a player named Gary whose nature was to be wary. The moon landings he was a skeptic. They just seemed too antiseptic. Our Gary is quite contrary! Dave
LIMERICK: Eugen(e) There once was a player named Eugen(e) Teaching kids he was often seen. He played chess with much success. To help others he was very keen. Dave	LIMERICK: Peter There once was a strong grandmaster. His opponents he would plaster. His name was Peter. He was known as "the beater". To many, playing him was a disaster. Dave
LIMERICK: Numeric There was a system called "numeric" which many said was too esoteric. Along came the server a life perserver. Now we are done with the hysterics. Dave