There once were two players of fame Fought a contest we have yet to name. One consulted his book, Then hung out his rook. Great masters will study this game. Bruce Oates |
There was a young lady...A cook. Who loved playing Knight Bishop then Rook. She sought beauty in play. But if play went astray She used them to stuff up the chook. Ironstein |
A crusty old IA Canuck Bought a snow sled for only a buck When he yelled mush Miss hatchet did blush She remembered when he used to truck. Bruce Oates |
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