There once were two players of fame

Fought a contest we have yet to name.

One consulted his book,

Then hung out his rook.

Great masters will study this game.

 

Bruce Oates

 

There was a young lady...A cook.

Who loved playing Knight Bishop then Rook.

She sought beauty in play.

But if play went astray

She used them to stuff up the chook.

 

Ironstein

 

A crusty old IA Canuck

Bought a snow sled for only a buck

When he yelled mush

Miss hatchet did blush

She remembered when he used to truck.

 

Bruce Oates