There once was a Gambiteer crazy,

with results bad because he was lazy.

He sac'ed left and right

with all of his might

with objectives that surely were hazy.

 

Franklin Campbell

There once was an Admin from Dutch-land

Who for limericks con gambits would not stand.

"If you won't 'sac a material

for reasons ethereal,

your games will be nothing but bland!"

 

Franklin Campbell

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To paraphrase a famous limerick:

 

There was a chess player from Lyme,

Who married three wives at one time.

When ask, "Why a third?"

he replied, "One's absurd,

and bigomy, sir, is a crime!"

The Dead Man's Defense Blues

 

Tis boring, there's no need for guessing,

My final two games aren't progressing.

The big DMD,

Makes an impression on me,

This is chess? ... my oh my, how depressing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There once was a TD named Campbell,

Having him as your TD's a gamble.

He is so inept

That the news can't be kept.

And I tell you this, ever so humble. 

 

Amici Sumus!