There once was a man named Dave

who kept a dead whore in a cave.

Though he kept her on ice

She didn't smell very nice,

but think of the money he saved!

 

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On the chest of a barmaid in Sale,

were tatooed the prices of ale.

And on her behind,

For the sake of the blind,

was the same info in Braille.

 

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