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Left -- all right?
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In England, they drive on the left. In Europe, they drive on the
right: (except Belgium, where they drive in the middle).
Some English think the others are wrong because they drive on the
right instead of the left, but maybe they've never left England
where it's right to drive on the left and wrong to go on the right.
The others might be right in thinking the English are wrong for
driving on the left since they drive on the right which is wrong
in England right now, but if they've left for England then the
right side to be on is left.
In England they'll find, that since left is the right side to be
on, and to be on the right side is wrong, there's a right wing party
in power since the left wing lost last time.
Now the right wing's trying to drive the left wing out, but they're
getting it wrong right now as some lost right wingers are flying down
the middle which would be wrong anywhere (except in Belgium, but they're
still right whingers.).
To continue this little rite could lead to paranoia (involving both
the left and right lobes) which would be very wrong for my political
balance. Frankly, I don't care who is wrong or right as long as I can
stand up for my rights and not get left behind.
FCTG : 1982, amended 1998, 2010.
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Wipe that grin off your face! (it'd be good if it were there in the first place!).
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