Out of paper When horrid hardware rattles in unfed status: Stifle with paper. -Meanwhile Input you've put in is now supposed to flow out. Help it land nicely. -Meanwhile Out of ink Like you, I'm speechless a white sheet reflecting doubt. Be sure to buy ink. -Meanwhile All that serves the eye exists for contrast's sake. So, will you get ink? -Meanwhile Incorrect login Access is denied. Wrong username or password. Please check your spelling. -hKey The data you've sent arrived to fall on deaf ears. Re-word your input. -Meanwhile And to make things worse: your pet's name is not of use. Incorrect login. -Meanwhile Shutdown Only a machine. But before it is turned off It asks 'Will I dream?' -hKey If OS ending equals RL beginning: Be careful out there. -Meanwhile Error The program has crashed We apologise for this Please file bug report -Unknown A knot has been formed. Disentangling proved in vain. Cut for a new start. -Meanwhile A place to grind to A halt, found in your system. No bloom for errors. -Meanwhile Page Not Found At least it exists in some webmaster's idea: This damn page not found. -Meanwhile You wanted to go To another location. Alas, you could not. -hKey You clicked on a link, But the target was unknown. We wish we could help. -hKey This is a poem For those who are still searching. You'll get there someday -hKey Small words of comfort Cannot soothe the longing heart Of one who is lost. -hKey We cannot know where. Heisenberg may be to blame For this confusion. -hKey All is transient. Like a dry leaf from a tree This page has fallen. -hKey The young hide and seek And some things never are found Including this page. -nonesuch I've made a mistake; I thought that page was right here! Seek that which is lost. -nonesuch Access Denied I'm so sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. Access is denied. -hKey A bricked-up window. Not spraypaint but pixel text says 'Access denied'. -Meanwhile Tough? Just imagine Uniformed authority bark it in your face. -Meanwhile Printer Not Ready Leave the manual The cause may be down to earth Check on/off light first. -Meanwhile File not found A file has flung far. Ideas of its whereabouts? Fetch them from there too. -Meanwhile Haiku Volume Too Full Spillovers look nice in buckets and volcanoes. This is something else. -Meanwhile Out of Memory Overdemanding? Return to Spartan lifestyle (with a touch of Zen). -Meanwhile Artistic A high Coup for the Haiku with a Haiku -Vasper ============================================